" Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. "

- Ferengi Rule of Acquitision #76 (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

A selection of my works. As of last update the entirety of my articles come from my tenure at The Strand, the students newspaper at Victoria University at the University of Toronto. Perhaps sometime in the near future the sources will become a bit more varied, yes?

Does Toronto have room for a second NHL team?

Is Toronto really able to host a second team? And, more importantly, is the prospect a possible one? (I didn't actually write that formulaic lede; I should ask the EIC about that one.)

Gate House is dead, long live Gate House

A counterpoint to the vociferous anger on many students' part at the closing of the all-male residence house at Victoria University. I sometimes wonder how lucky I was to not have been lynched on campus in the following months.

Reporters unable to tell difference between fantasy and reality

I chat with (re: bumble through a phone interview) Geoff Keighley, regarding the January 2008 uproar about the game Mass Effect, and the sideboob shot it contained. Gaming pushing its boundaries, or the cultivation of teenage rape machines?

Saltimbanco contorts and charms at the ACC

A review of Cirque du Soleil's show when it passed through Toronto last September.

You Really Should Read This

Note to the new retinue of underfed peons: that thing in the fridge is probably still alive.